Author Archives: Paw Prints in the Butter

There’s no getting away from it: I like books. And so do most of my friends. Oh, yes, the e-reader has its place, especially in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep, but putting on the light would … Continue reading →

Two young fellows who went on a spree In the town that the French call Paree Have come home with a germ That causes a squirm And burns quite a lot when they pee.

Rain! the lawn’s a lake I hear them complain, but I welcome rain, I frog.

On the new AutoRoute des Plages If you meet a girl, curvy and large, Who says: “Veux-tu, chéri?” Don’t go thinking it’s free: The transaction is strictly péage.

It occurs to me that we may not have met before, and you might be wondering how came paw prints in the butter – and, for that matter, why? ‘Paw Prints in the Butter’ is a collection of comic verses … Continue reading →

We’ve been dabbling our paws in Facebook for a little while. Now it’s time to venture out into the wider world. What you’ll find here are verses, limericks (some clean), musings and anything that a self-respecting Cat might think will … Continue reading →